I haven't updated in a while. Life has been hectic, what can I say?
So let's see, what funny things have happened? Well here's a few:
Two autistic students approached me during our resource period. One said: "Miss Anonymous, whose mustache is bigger?" After a careful inspection I determined that, "They both look pretty similar to me guys!" The other student examined my face and then said, "Miss Anonymous, I think you have a mustache too!" Great. Thanks.
During Language Arts, one of my students yelled out, in the middle of class, "Miss Anonymous! You are SO slow! No wonder you became a special ed. teacher!"
And lastly, while discussing the Neolithic Era and what changes came about during that time period, one of my autistic students raised his hand and began talking about the domestication of animals. He then went on to say, "Humans began to also use animals for food. For example, they began drinking the sperm of cows." The social studies teacher quickly interrupted and said, "I think you mean milk. Humans were drinking the milk of cows." My student then said, "Well that's what we call it, but it's actually sperm." Classic.
So that's been my life recently. Tomorrow is going to be a hectic day. I have a meeting with my supervisor in the morning, then a meeting with the discipline board about my student who had previously been arrested for grand larceny, and then my first formal observation of the year, with the same idiot from last year. Ugh. Wish me luck!
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