Really...?

Scenario 1:
Student: "Miss... you're getting fat."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Student: "You're getting fat.  Your arms.  They're fat."
Me: "That's an extremely rude thing to say to... anyone!"
Student: "What!?  I'm being serious!  It's not a bad thing!  It's a good thing that you're getting chubby!"

Scenario 2:
Student: *walks across classroom sighing and moaning loudly*
Me: "Is there a reason why you are being so loud right now?"
Student: "Why... what's wrong with you?  Are you hung over or something?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Student: "Are.... you.... hung... over?"
Me: "Is that seriously how you speak to teachers?"
Student: "Yup."

New Teacher Tip Of The Day: The biggest and most difficult obstacle that you are going to run into is bad parenting.  And there is no way around that one.