Shoelace: "Miss Anonymous, when a girl is having twins or triples, how do they push all of the babies out of them at the same time without dying?"
Me: "Well... the babies only come out one at a time..."
Shoelace: "Oooohhh! Well that makes more sense than what I was thinking happens. Have you had any kids yet?"
Me: "Nope."
Shoelace: "Miss, when you have a kid, are you gonna doo-doo yourself?"
**BELL RINGS**
New Teacher Tip Of The Day: Saved By The Bell was based on a true story... the one I just told you.
OMG ~ that was perfect timing. However you could have told them a few horror stories, may help with birth control :)
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