Scary Senior Sisters...

Well as today came to an end, I thought to myself, "Hmm... nothing blog worthy really happened today."  I clearly had spoken too soon.

With 20 minutes left to the school day, a male student called one of my female students a whore.  So she did what any misguided 14 year old girl would do: punched him square in the face.  He then instantly took out his phone and began texting his older, larger, scarier sisters.

So as I'm sitting with RightHook down in the administrator's office taking her statement, I hear the boy's sisters storm into the office at the opposite end and begin screaming that they "want to see what this b*tch looks like".  So I take RightHook into a different room and close the door behind us as she begins to weep and say, "MISS DON'T LET THEM GET ME! I'M SCARED!"  I kept reassuring her that she had nothing to worry about, but let's be honest here, I was about to poop my pants as well.  I didn't actually see the other girls, but they sounded scary... and very large.

So the administrator comes into the room that we're in as security holds back the sisters, and tells me that he wants me to escort RightHook to the main office on the other side of the building where her mother is going to pick her up.  Great.  So as we walk into the hallway, one of my security guard buddies comes up to me and tells me that the girls are trying to find her and that I need to take an alternative route to the main office to try to avoid them.  He then goes over the walkie-talkies and tells all of security to be on alert for two girls wearing grey sweatpants.  As we walked to the other end of the building, I flinched and nearly pooped my pants every time I saw a big hispanic girl with grey sweatpants.  Luckily, we made it there safe and sound and I waited with her until her mother, who was not pleased at all, came to get her.  On Monday I'll learn what RightHook's fate was, I'm assuming administration will make their decision over the weekend as to how long she'll be suspended for.

New Teacher Tip Of The Day:  Don't show fear.  Poop your pants in silence.